Benefits of a B-Cup (and Below)…
by Kir
To all us gals out there who are a small B on a big day, this post is for you!
The top 13 benefits of being relatively less endowed…written in collaboration with Beth, Colleen and Brand Betty!
- We get to wear frilly bralettes like these…
Indulgy Bralettes, 2 for $24!
- You can run a long way without bounce breaking pain or strapping yourself in “mummy style”
- Need to stash a lip gloss and some cards on the go? No problemo (demo’d perfectly below by Beth)
Beth’s Cami & Cards
Fashion Meets Function
- Stay serene and focused in upward facing dog without fear of gratuitous display of cleavage just isn’t an issue
Baby B or Smaller? This hot little number will do trick for yoga or a shorter run…
- No risk looking too slutty in evening wear
- Gravity doesn’t factor in quite as much as the years go by
- Lucky us!!! We can get away with itty bitty teeny weeny bikini tops from Vix, Ola Ferez and LeTarte!
Ooooh LeTarte
Oooooh Ola Feroz!
- Score on end of season swim sales with XS tops!!!
- Our layering necklaces don’t get stuck in pesky cleavage
Lovely Layering with Bahgsu Jewels
- Want to rock a deep V? Go as deep as you like without fear of causing a commotion
- Strapless??? Bring it!!!
- When people ask “how are the girls?”, you can safely assume they’re talking about daughters or friends
See…there are lots of great things about being a B or below. Alright, maybe we won’t grace the cover of Victoria’s Secret (at least not without a lot of push up) or have teenage boys ogling our fabulous cleavage, but at the end of the day, we’ll rock what we got and make the best of it!
Did I miss anything? Is there another awesome advantage I overlooked?
And if you have gorgeous Cs and above, congrats girls!!! No post needed. For you I have these 2 words…free drinks!
HAHAHA! I am a small B cup and totally content with that. I can’t imagine running around with Cs or bigger. That would have to hurt, right? I give those well endowed women a lot of credit for running with those suckers.
I also completely agree with the low V. We can go as low as we’d like without looking slutty. We can even go bra-less! It’s fabulous. I can’t say I look great in a triangle bikini top, but at least I get those X-Smalls on sale at the end of summer!
I actually love my small boobs. So, why is bigger always considered better?